Sargons

A Sargon is a unit of measurement and meme based on Carl Benjamin's attention span.

One Sargon is five minutes.

Origin
YouTube commenters first started measuring in Sargons after the release of the hbomberguy video "Antifeminism VS FACTS".undefined In it, he criticizes Carl for this comment that he left on Garrett's video "Response to Sargon of Akkad"undefined:"Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 5 minutes? I don't have the patience to sit through over half an hour of this and, to be honest, here is the video you should be responding to on the issue anyway as I have already acknowledged I did not dig deeply enough into the subject - it's worse than I thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i295jC_0xWg"